Two and a Half Men (2003)

Season 6

September 22, 2008 24 Episodes

The house feels smaller than ever as everyoneu2019s bad habits collide u2014 love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Episodes

Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode 1
7.3

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Sep 22, 2008

22 minutes

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

Pie Hole, Herb
Episode 2
7.5

Pie Hole, Herb

Sep 29, 2008

22 minutes

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode 3
6.2

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Oct 6, 2008

22 minutes

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Episode 4
7.1

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Oct 13, 2008

21 minutes

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

A Jock Strap in Hell
Episode 5
6.2

A Jock Strap in Hell

Oct 20, 2008

22 minutes

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

It's Always Nazi Week
Episode 6
7.2

It's Always Nazi Week

Nov 3, 2008

22 minutes

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode 7
6.2

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Nov 10, 2008

22 minutes

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode 8
7.3

Pinocchio's Mouth

Nov 17, 2008

22 minutes

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

The Mooch at the Boo
Episode 9
7.9

The Mooch at the Boo

Nov 24, 2008

22 minutes

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode 10
7.4

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Dec 8, 2008

21 minutes

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

The Devil's Lube
Episode 11
7.1

The Devil's Lube

Dec 15, 2008

22 minutes

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode 12
7.6

Thank God for Scoliosis

Jan 12, 2009

20 minutes

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

I Think You Offended Don
Episode 13
7.4

I Think You Offended Don

Jan 19, 2009

22 minutes

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode 14
7.1

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Feb 2, 2009

21 minutes

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Episode 15
7.4

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

Feb 9, 2009

21 minutes

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Episode 16
7.6

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Mar 2, 2009

20 minutes

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Episode 17
7.4

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Mar 9, 2009

20 minutes

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

My Son's Enormous Head
Episode 18
7.4

My Son's Enormous Head

Mar 16, 2009

21 minutes

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

The Two Finger Rule
Episode 19
7.6

The Two Finger Rule

Mar 30, 2009

20 minutes

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode 20
7.5

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Apr 13, 2009

22 minutes

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode 21
7.5

Above Exalted Cyclops

Apr 27, 2009

21 minutes

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode 22
7.2

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

May 4, 2009

20 minutes

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Episode 23
6.8

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

May 11, 2009

20 minutes

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Episode 24
7.6

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

May 18, 2009

21 minutes

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.