Two and a Half Men (2003)

Season 10

September 27, 2012 23 Episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Episodes

I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Episode 1
4.7

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Sep 27, 2012

21 minutes

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog
Episode 2
5.6

A Big Bag of Dog

Oct 4, 2012

20 minutes

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Episode 3
5.2

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Oct 11, 2012

21 minutes

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Episode 4
5.8

You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

Oct 18, 2012

21 minutes

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Episode 5
5.8

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Oct 25, 2012

20 minutes

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Ferrets, Attack!
Episode 6
5.5

Ferrets, Attack!

Nov 1, 2012

20 minutes

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Episode 7
5.1

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Nov 8, 2012

21 minutes

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said
Episode 8
5.6

Something My Gynecologist Said

Nov 15, 2012

21 minutes

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee
Episode 9
5.3

I Scream When I Pee

Nov 29, 2012

20 minutes

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson
Episode 10
5.9

One Nut Johnson

Dec 6, 2012

21 minutes

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Episode 11
5.8

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Dec 13, 2012

22 minutes

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest
Episode 12
5.7

Welcome to Alancrest

Jan 3, 2013

22 minutes

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Episode 13
4.1

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Jan 10, 2013

21 minutes

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Episode 14
5.8

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Jan 31, 2013

21 minutes

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Episode 15
5.8

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Feb 7, 2013

21 minutes

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Episode 16
5.5

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Feb 14, 2013

21 minutes

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Episode 17
5.9

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Feb 21, 2013

21 minutes

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 from Pemberton
Episode 18
5.4

The 9:04 from Pemberton

Mar 7, 2013

21 minutes

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Episode 19
5.0

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Mar 14, 2013

21 minutes

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Episode 20
4.9

Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Apr 4, 2013

21 minutes

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night with Neil Diamond
Episode 21
4.7

Another Night with Neil Diamond

Apr 25, 2013

21 minutes

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia
Episode 22
5.6

My Bodacious Vidalia

May 2, 2013

21 minutes

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Episode 23
5.4

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

May 9, 2013

22 minutes

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.