Two and a Half Men (2003)

Season 12

October 30, 2014 16 Episodes

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Episodes

The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode 1
5.6

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Oct 30, 2014

21 minutes

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode 2
4.8

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Nov 6, 2014

21 minutes

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping in a Yurt
Episode 3
5.1

Glamping in a Yurt

Nov 13, 2014

21 minutes

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode 4
4.9

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Nov 20, 2014

21 minutes

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Episode 5
5.3

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Nov 27, 2014

21 minutes

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode 6
5.4

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Dec 4, 2014

21 minutes

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Episode 7
4.8

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Dec 11, 2014

21 minutes

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode 8
5.3

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Dec 18, 2014

21 minutes

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode 9
5.3

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Jan 8, 2015

21 minutes

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!
Episode 10
5.1

Here I Come, Pants!

Jan 15, 2015

21 minutes

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode 11
4.9

For Whom the Booty Calls

Jan 22, 2015

21 minutes

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Episode 12
5.1

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Jan 29, 2015

21 minutes

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode 13
5.0

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Feb 5, 2015

21 minutes

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode 14
5.2

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Feb 12, 2015

21 minutes

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

Of Course He's Dead (1)
Episode 15
4.0

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Feb 19, 2015

18 minutes

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Of Course He's Dead (2)
Episode 16
4.3

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Feb 19, 2015

21 minutes

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?