Bob’s Burgers (2011)

Season 3

September 30, 2012 23 Episodes

Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tinau2019s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.

Episodes

Ear-sy Rider
Episode 1
7.7

Ear-sy Rider

Sep 30, 2012

22 minutes

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

Full Bars
Episode 2
8.1

Full Bars

Oct 7, 2012

22 minutes

The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize goodies.

Bob Fires the Kids
Episode 3
7.7

Bob Fires the Kids

Nov 4, 2012

22 minutes

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a pair of hippie farmers.

Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Episode 4
6.9

Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Nov 11, 2012

22 minutes

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky captain shanghais the whole family.

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Episode 5
7.7

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Nov 18, 2012

22 minutes

Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner in order to make a former flame jealous.

The Deepening
Episode 6
7.6

The Deepening

Nov 25, 2012

22 minutes

Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks
Episode 7
8.0

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

Dec 2, 2012

22 minutes

After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Episode 8
7.5

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Dec 9, 2012

22 minutes

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
Episode 9
7.6

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Dec 16, 2012

22 minutes

When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a mannequin.

Mother Daughter Laser Razor
Episode 10
8.2

Mother Daughter Laser Razor

Jan 6, 2013

22 minutes

Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar. With mom away, Tina turns to Bob for a lesson in shaving her legs.

Nude Beach
Episode 11
6.7

Nude Beach

Jan 13, 2013

22 minutes

The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.

Broadcast Wagstaff School News
Episode 12
8.1

Broadcast Wagstaff School News

Jan 27, 2013

22 minutes

There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bottom" of the situation.

My Fuzzy Valentine
Episode 13
7.3

My Fuzzy Valentine

Feb 10, 2013

22 minutes

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

Lindapendent Woman
Episode 14
7.9

Lindapendent Woman

Feb 17, 2013

22 minutes

Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem. Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.

O.T.: The Outside Toilet
Episode 15
8.1

O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Mar 3, 2013

22 minutes

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.

Topsy
Episode 16
8.1

Topsy

Mar 10, 2013

22 minutes

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.

Two for Tina
Episode 17
7.8

Two for Tina

Mar 17, 2013

22 minutes

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

It Snakes a Village
Episode 18
7.6

It Snakes a Village

Mar 24, 2013

22 minutes

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs.

Family Fracas
Episode 19
7.3

Family Fracas

Apr 14, 2013

22 minutes

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's host, they keep winning and coming back each night...that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end.

The Kids Run the Restaurant
Episode 20
7.9

The Kids Run the Restaurant

Apr 21, 2013

22 minutes

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder stops by and catches them in action.

Boyz 4 Now
Episode 21
8.3

Boyz 4 Now

Apr 28, 2013

22 minutes

While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative - and slightly offensive - in a table-setting competition.

Carpe Museum
Episode 22
7.8

Carpe Museum

May 5, 2013

22 minutes

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are sculpted out of stone. Later, on the museum steps, Linda offers her distinctive chanting talents to striking workers.

The Unnatural
Episode 23
7.6

The Unnatural

May 12, 2013

22 minutes

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso and becomes a caffeine addict.