Bert Kreischer
Acting

Bert Kreischer

November 3, 1972 (53 years old) St. Petersburg, Florida, USA

Also known as: Albert Charles Kreischer Jr.

Biography

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed “The Machine”, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor.

In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer “the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country.” The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon’s Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life.

He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.

Known For

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

2014 • TV

Raw

Raw

1993 • TV

Conan

Conan

2010 • TV

Free Bert

Free Bert

2026 • TV

Jay Mohr: My Turn

Jay Mohr: My Turn

2003 • Movie

This Is Stand-Up

This Is Stand-Up

2020 • Movie

Movie Credits (24)

Acting

2003

Jay Mohr: My Turn

as Bum on Street

2020

This Is Stand-Up

as Self

2023

The Machine

as Bert

2009

Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb

as Self

Homecoming

as Bert

2024

The Roast of Tom Brady

as Self

2023

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

as Self

2016

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

as Himself

2020

Best of Stand-up 2020

as Self

2020

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

as Self

2023

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

as Self

2016

Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary

as Self

2018

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time

as Himself

2009

Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black

as Self

2025

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

as Self

2021

AEW: Dynamite Awards

as Himself

2023

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

as Self

2020

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

as Himself

Crew

2023

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

Writer

2023

The Machine

Executive Producer

2016

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

Writer

2023

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Writer

2025

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

Writer

Homecoming

Producer

TV Credits (31)

Acting

2014

Late Night with Seth Meyers

as Self - Guest

1 episodes

1993

Raw

1 episodes

2010

Conan

as Self

2 episodes

2026

Free Bert

as Bert Kreischer

6 episodes

2012

Good Mythical Morning

as Self

1 episodes

2003

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

as Self

2 episodes

2022

The Jennifer Hudson Show

as Self

1 episodes

2002

The Shield

as Alfred

1 episodes

2016

The Loud House

as Rip Hardcore (voice)

1 episodes

2015

Hot Ones

as Self

1 episodes

2024

After Midnight

as Self

1 episodes

2019

Lights Out with David Spade

as Self - Panelist

1 episodes

2021

Snacked

as Self

1 episodes

2024

Dinner Time Live with David Chang

as Self

1 episodes

2024

It's Florida, Man.

as Roy the Guard

1 episodes

2019

Straight Up Steve Austin

as Self

1 episodes

2020

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

as Self

5 episodes

2023

Dr Phil LIVE!

as Self

1 episodes

2020

The Comedy Store

as Self

5 episodes

2010

Bert the Conqueror

26 episodes

Crew

2026

Free Bert

Executive Producer

2026

Free Bert

Creator

Personal Info

Known For
Acting
Gender
Male
Birthday
November 3, 1972 (53 years old)
Place of Birth
St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
Popularity
1.0

Career Stats

24
Movies
31
TV Shows